superbowl redux

Best.  Super Bowl.  Ever.

I really wish I had opened that bodog.net account. 

Here’s my comments on the commercials as they happened.  I skipped a couple but for the most part I’ve recorded the first thought that went though my head as I was watching.  I’ll be interested if you’ll be able to remember what the commercial was by my comments.

I do want to start with one comment.

Who the hell is Jordin Sparks?  They just had Alicia Keys on the pre-game show.  Who the hell is Jordin Sparks?  Oh, she won American Idol.  I can feel a little Fox propaganda coming on.  Fair and balanced my ass.

That Prison Break spot is pretty cool.  I’m not watching it…  And I’m on to you Fox.  I see what you’re doing.

The new House directly after the game looks somewhat compelling.  But if poor Mira Sorvina is stuck at the South Pole, buried under ice: she’s got a lot more problems that House can fix.  I’m not watching it.

Shenanigans on that Ford commercial.  That’s total BS.

Fire breathing Bud Light commercial is pretty good.  They started this campaign a couple weeks ago with the teleportation one, if anybody remembers.  I wonder if they had another campaign ready in case that one got a bad early response?

That’s a sweet Audi in the Godfather take off. 

Diet Pepsi Max?  You gotta be kidding me.  Nice cameo by Chris Kattan.  Lame though.  You can do better Pepsi.  Go hire some of those Bud Light guys.

Sales Genie spent so much on the time slot they couldn’t afford actors.  Don’t care Sales Genie.  Are you ripping off E-surance?  Should have at least got that hot cartoon chick instead of those lame ass pandas.

Summer Glau is so hot.  I tivo the Sara Connor Chronicles.

Bridgestone funny. 

Let me guess, Interscope Records is owned by Fox…

I do enjoy watching the terminator kicking the Fox robot football guy’s ass.

And I’m still not watching Idol.

Hey, the Derek Jeter spot was filmed in front of my niece’s apartment building in New York.  I don’t know which one it is though.  But that’s still pretty cool.

Godaddy.com shoulda just showed that big boobied girl again.

Rolling Stones = sell outs.  I wish I could sell out.

Giant pigeons Fed Ex spot is good.  Wait, Giant pigeons?  The Giants in the Super Bowl?  Fate?

Those cars.com spots are tarded.  Where I do put in my application for ad guy? 

The one Budweiser spot was pretty cool.  A rejected Clydesdale training Rocky Balboa style with his little trainer Dalmatian.  They should have given the Dalmatian that old man’s voice from Rocky one through three.

I’m probably gonna go see Iron Man.

Ferocious badgers are cool.  Toyota spot is dumb.

Leathernecks looks pretty funny.

Don’t care about a GPS.  Sorry Garmin.

Follow your heart to a decent ad agency, careerbuilder.com.  That sucked.

Dancing lizards and hot black chick = cool.  Not buying Life Water. 

Drugs are bad, m’kay? 

Carlos Mencia Bud Light spot = not funny.  Shoulda got that kid from Harold and Kumar.

Still not watching Idol.  I don’t care how much you tell me it’s great.  I’m not watching it.  I feel like you are insulting my intelligence, Fox.  I’m not watching it, okay.  Leave me alone.

I’ll probably go see Narnia 2.

Ugly chicks rule.  Nice job, Planters Nuts. 

Barkley and Wade are funny.  They should do an Odd Couple remake.

You know, I’m pretty sure Terry Bradshaw said the “f” word during the pre-game.  Don’t why I just thought of that.  But when Howie Long picked the Patriots and put on his Boston hat I’m positive Bradshaw said something like, that’s never gonna fit on your big effin’ head.  I could be wrong.  But I think he did.

Another stupid Pepsi ad.  It is funny to see Justin Timberlake get clocked on the head by a flying HDTV after all that though.

I really like the giant mouse kicking that dude’s ass for trying to catch him using Doritos on the mouse trap.

Hey wait, giant mouse?  The Giants?  Giant pigeons and a giant mouse?  No way are the Giants losing this thing.

Oh my gosh!  How old is that Kentucky Lotto spot?  That’s like forever old.  They didn’t drop 2 mil but that still an expensive local slot.  Shoot a new freaking commercial.

Not a bad halftime show I don’t reckon.  They need to turn up Petty and his band’s guitars though.

Wow, check out the cleavage in the first row in the red top.  Very nice young lady.  Thanks for coming out tonight.

Shaq as a jockey is pretty freaking funny.  Not gonna buy Vitamin Water.  If anything I’d buy Life Water from the hot black chick and dancing lizards.

Cavemen are always funny.  Just don’t make a sitcom out of them.

The e-trade baby is the best spot of the whole night.  That is hilarious!  He spits up on himself after showing us how easy it is to trade stocks online!  That’s just great.

Ha ha.  Fat guys dancing is always funny.  Not sure attaching jumper cables to his nipples is funny…no way I’m buying an Amp.

And I can’t seem to wait for the new American Idol.