thank god i don’t wear underwear.

So I thought I was gonna be cool and buy this cheap laundry detergent.  It was like a million loads for eight bucks.  Sweet, right?
 
Dude, I’m itching to death over here!  It’s killing me!  I’m broke out on the back of my neck, my elbows, the joint of my elbows, my knees, the joint of [...]

mostly appropriate.

ya know.  it’s kinda hard for me to be mostly appropriate. 
so i had this brilliant idea.  since mostly the idiotic ramblings that escape my head are mostly inappropriate that i’d start one blog where i put stuff my momma could read.  stuff my momma could read without either kicking my ass or having a stroke.
then [...]