mostly appropriate.

ya know.  it’s kinda hard for me to be mostly appropriate. 

so i had this brilliant idea.  since mostly the idiotic ramblings that escape my head are mostly inappropriate that i’d start one blog where i put stuff my momma could read.  stuff my momma could read without either kicking my ass or having a stroke.

then i got crazy and did a movie blog.  then don’t be fat.

then i got lazy.  like i always do when i have a good idea.  but anyway…

i’m looking for investors in my new t-shirt company.  i plan to spawn a whole line of clothing.  called don’t be fat.  it’ll be DBF on the kick ass little logo.

picture me on an exercise bike as a characture, with little sweat beads flying off my head.  you can see my ipod playing rush.  which by the way is kick ass.  someone needs to put some techno beats behind some rush tunes.  that would go over like gang busters.  i mean, if the kids are all still doing Exctacy.

but underneath little chararcture me, it says, “for the ladies, for the ladies.”  then on the back “don’t be fat.”  that would be killer.