snot humor.

i’ve not blogged in like ever.  nor have i read any blogs.  my bad.  i suck.  i did try to comment on someone’s blog a few days ago but myspace was being shitty so i couldn’t.  sorry.

my allergies have been kicking my ass this week.  i finally got the use of both my nostrils back today.  feeling much better.  i gotta wash my sheets because every time i’ve rolled over in bed the last few days this disgusting liquid snot has poured out all over myself and my bed clothes.  i know, gross.  but what are ya gonna do?

i tried to sleep with toilet paper wadded up in my nose but that’s just uncomfortable.  plus after a couple hours the toilet paper gets so saturated with liquid snot it kinda rolls out onto me  and i think that might be nastier than just the straight pour of goo.

now that it’s clearing up, the flem in my nose is starting to harden and stick to my nose hairs so that it’s making my nose hairs stick out of my nose in all kinds of crazy angles.  and my nose is so chaffed and sore from the constant blowing that it really, really hurts to stick my finger up there and try to straiten stuff out.  and it really, really, really hurts to try and pull the little hairs out.

oh, and speaking of nose hairs…

you know you are in a classy establishment when standing at the urinal you look up and see a giant booger staring you in the face.

and you know you are in a really high class place when there’s a nose hair stuck to that giant booger staring you in the face.  i can’t help but wonder if the nose hair came out with the booger of if someone purposely pulled out a nose hair to stick it to the wall with the giant booger.