like we didn’t already know he was juiced. and damn mark, you can’t throw a couple mil to buy your brother’s book from him? then change the name to sammy sosa and publish it yourself?
idiot.
you weren’t getting into the hall of fame anyway. you woulda had a better chance if you’d just fess up. you got a blood promise with roger clemons or something?
did ya’ll spit and shake on it? you’d both deny ‘roids to you death bed?
both of you are idiots.
just say, i was young, ambitious and that shit made me swat baseballs out of the park like king kong plucking hot blondes out of ten story windows. for a couple years i became the highest paid player in baseball. i made more money and accomplished more things that i would have ever dreamed imaginable. and you want me to say i’m sorry?
could you say you were sorry in his shoes? i don’t think i could. how can you apologize for that?
so what you say i cheated. sold my soul you might say. i have to live with that for the rest of my life. and my family must bear that burdon when i am gone. but my name will be forever immortalized like pete rose and shoeless joe jackson. more famous than arguably any name in the hall of fame.
so eff off.
that’s what i’d say if i were mark mcguire.
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