i can’t believe how offened people have been at my wacko jacko jokes. two days ago you could say whatever you wanted about the guy. but yesterday, he’s like the freaking pope.
everyone kept coming up and telling me he had passed and i kept waiting for the punch line. so i made one up myself. a friend text me with the info so i replied with “yeah, i heard he choked on an 8 year old.”
she didn’t think it was funny.
then someone else said something about him dying and i said, “kindergarten classes around the world are now safer places.” no one thought that was funny either.
they are funny, my jokes. but i guess since he’s dead now we can just forget about the last 20 years of his sordid life and just remember the music baby.
whatever.
not that i wish any man to die, and not that any man deserves to die. shit just happens sometimes. the fact he was able to endure so many plastic surgeries is quite amazing as it is. and he did rock out some killer tunes back in the day. but the dude was a nut case. he had very questionable relationships with young boys who’s families he essentially paid off with huge out of court cash settlements. ha dangled his own son over a balcony to give photographers a snap shot. (of course i believe it was a cabbage patch doll because of the towel on the babies head, but whatever)
i guess i’m sorry you’re gone jacko. i suppose there are several large banking institutions that will never get their money you owed them. and that’s cool with me. screw those guys anyway. i’m sure barry is gonna take care of them. i’m sure citibank will get a bailout because you owed them money.
i suppose regardless of what kind of child molesting weirdo you were, you have left us iwth a treasure trove of killer pop tunes and funky jams we will always have. and thanks. i guess.
i’m sure there were some american soldiers, and police officers, and firefighters, and responsible fathers, and great humanitarians, and highschool football coaches that positivly ifluenced the lives of thousands of people, and all kinds of people died yesterday that deserve our praise and respect. i just don’t think you are one.
but thank for thriller.
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